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All Top Ten Lists are written by me, if someone helped I will give credit, and if for some reason you want to use one on your site, just ask...you know my email addy: Kmueller31@hotmail.com

Top Ten Reasons why "The X-files" is DA show: (I have more lengthy responses that I will include later, for now this should do).

10. Well planned and in-your-face half nudie scenes.

9. Blood/Gore

8. Swearing

7. Conspiracies

6. The Lone Gunmen

5. You can see a chainsmoker, who isn't dead yet.

4. Paranormal happenings

3. Aliens/Ufo's

2. Fox and Dana

1. DAVID DUCHOVNY AND GILLIAN ANDERSON



Top Ten Reasons why "The X-files: Fight the Future" movie rocks:

10. "Scully, you know that face I just made? I'm making it again."

9. The cavemen in 35,000 BC

8. Any and all sunflower seed parts

7. The beautiful spaceship at the end.

6. The Mouth-to-Mouth, because it was a kiss to me.

5. My favorite part. When Well Manicured Man is talking to Mulder in his limo.

4. When someone gets infected with the black alien oil.

3. BUMBLE BEES. (Not because I'm a NoRoMo, but because I loved them before I saw the movie).

2. Any funny scene I forgot to mention..

1. Mulder being drunk, peeing on the ID4 poster...



Top Ten Best Named X-files:

10. "Kitsunegari"

9. "The Sixth Extinction/ Sixth Extinction: Amor Fati"

8. "Paper Hearts"

7. "Talitha Cumi"

6. "Empedocles"

5. "Via Negativa"

4. "Folie Au Duex"

3. "Closure"

2. "Requiem"

1. "Gethsemane"



MY TOP TEN FAVORITE X-FILES SO FAR:

10. "Fire"

9. "Jose Chungs From Outer Space"

8. "Gethsemane"

7. "Small Potatoes"

6. "Max"

5. "Herrenvolk"

4. "Conduit"

3. "Deep Throat"

2. "Closure"

1. "Paper Hearts" (Sigh).


Top 14 Best Krycek Lines (ie: Aleksander "Ratboy" Krycek) (Dedicated to Agent Kiarra, and in memory of our Ratboy):

14. "Remind me to complain to the captain about the service."

13. "Your authority is not recognized here, only your lies."

12. "These men are pathetic revolutionairies who kill innocent americans in the name of bonehead ideologies."

11. "You must be losing it Mulder, I can beat you with one hand."

10. "The US Department of Transportation estimates that over 190,000 fatal car crashes every year are linked to sleepiness."

9. "I didn't kill your father."

8. "Well look who's answering the Bat Phone."

7. "You go underground you gotta learn to live with the rats."

6. "Cut the crap old man!"

5. "Tell them to kiss my american ass!"

4. Not what he says, but his screaming when he gets his arm cut off in "Tunguska".

3. Something in pseudo-Russian, a bad name?

2. "Sending the devil back to hell!"

1. "You got him and you don't even know what you got!"



Top Ten Things CSM will never say:

10."Oh, look at the cute, fluffy bunny! I want to pet it and hug it, but most of all, love it!"

9. "I have a fear of pink things!"

8. "I'm going to officially quit smoking!"

7. "I didn't realize that...all these years..*crying*...I was killing people with second hand smoke."

6. "The date is set and the outcome of "The Young and the Restless" is inevitable.."

5. "I think I'll be nice today."

4. "This time, instead of hiding the truth, I'm going straight to "Jerry Springer"!"

3. "I've always wondered how it would feel to wear a speedo. I'm so jealous of Fox Mulder."

2. "I heard there are "Barney" re-runs on tonight, want to come over and hang?"

1. "Lifesaver?"



ToP TeN ThInGs ThAt CaNcErMaN WiLl NeVeR Do:

10. Rig a rainbow....or a soap opera.

9. Put a camera in Well Manicured Man's bedroom and watch him sing lullabies every night on his super duper spy radar. *Shiver*

8. Be a commander of a spaceship!! Could you see it? Since he despises aliens. Captain Cancerman Kirk reporting for duty.

7. Tap dance. Plain and simple.

6. Hug or kiss anyone or anything for that matter. Pruny lips! Ew!

5. "We all know it's true, our black lunged S.O.B. would never pop into the seven eleven and buy organic cigarettes. Why do something that's half good?

4. Buy a cute puppy dog!

3. Call Krycek his son! Why? Because Cancerman claims practically everyone else, so why the hell not?? Anyway, I heard he did say it once. But maybe it's some sort of brainwashing technique, in fact, I'm sure of it. Point being, no one wants to claim Krycek, as cool as he is.

2. Brainwash the entire Soviet Union to make them laugh at him dancing around as the big purple dinosaur "Barney".

1. Hum the "I Dream of Jeanie" theme song, then dance and wiggle around in his panties in front of the Consortium, afterwards claiming that he was drunk!



Top Ten Episodes that Fox looks FoXy in:

10. "Jose Chung's From Outer Space"

9. "Pusher"

8. "Field Trip"

7. "Gethsemane"

6. "Small Potatoes"

5. "Fallen Angel"

4. "Closure"

3. "Max"

2. "Paper Hearts"

1. "First Person Shooter"

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